i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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