They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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