he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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