LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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