brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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