Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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