you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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