Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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