Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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