If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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