Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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