fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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