dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
And the cops told us we were all naked.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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