ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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