I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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