I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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