thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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