He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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