Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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