dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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