i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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