She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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