I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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