Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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