I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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