Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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