we have officially lost it.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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No subtext here. People are naked.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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