South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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