Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
3pm strippers are depressing
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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