We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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