my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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