So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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