I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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