I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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