dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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