just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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