does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.