Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm passing your future prison.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks