come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.