Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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