I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
We're too hungover to prance.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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