Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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