Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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