Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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