is your mom at the bar?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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