she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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