How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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