he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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