we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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