ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
you never un-have a 4some
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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