That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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