So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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