I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So much Jack, so little girl.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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