But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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