I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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