i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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