Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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