For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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